Women, if You Want to Keep Your Man You Better Get Kinky!

I'd still be married if my ex-wife came home from time to time in a french maid outfit, with a whip and a hooker... The bottom line ladies, very few marriages make it these days and men are pretty simple animals. We all like the idea of fucking someone other than the woman that we've been fucking for the past ten years, nothing personal.

So, if you want to keep your man it's simple. First of all, wax that beaver.. No man likes a bush, sorry, it's just the way it is. Every man likes porn, so get some! And, don't get all fucking weird about it, sit there, watch it and play with yourself like an adult!!! Suck the cock, sorry, you gotta do it. And do it right, fucking moan and play with your tits. If you don't know how to do it right, watch more porn. You'll learn good technique and some new moves. Be someone else, dress up, wear a wig, do some kinky shit. Men are wired to want variety, it's a scientific fact, we're genetically wired to spread our seed, google it.

You may think your man's different, but he's not. So get crazy, get a little cum on your face, and have fun kids. You won't go to hell... If you need more specific advice please post a comment and I will be happy to help. If you have a picture of yourself in a french maid outfit please send it my way.