Saturday, November 10, 2012

Fucking White People.....

I work in a middle class northern suburb of Denver Colorado. As I was leaving my office the other day, a man and woman were each riding some sort of bicycle that you lay down on, rather than the standard slightly less goofy bicycling position. They were each wearing matching yellow spandex outfits, and riding in the middle of the road holding up traffic during rush hour... And the skin color of these two fucking idiots was??

They were fucking white people, of course.. Who else is so entitled that riding some high priced, inefficient ridiculous looking toy, in a skin tight yellow jumpsuit in the middle of the road during rush hour is acceptable? Now, Buffy & Skipper clearly have no worries of police profiling, or a care in the world as to whether or not they look like creamy fuck holes. I am so grateful for racism, which has caused the darker races of the world to actually think about how their actions appear to the outside world. You would never see a brother or a bean muncher riding their intimate rider (google it) down the middle of main street at 5:00 on a Tuesday evening in a dominatrix outfit. Because of this, I would like to give a shout out to racism! If Buffy & Skipper had not been privileged and told how much better than the darkies they are their entire lives, perhaps they wouldn't be such shit balls.

So, dark folks, next time some white person calls you a nigger, wet-back, habib etc. just remember there's a good chance that cum skin's heading home for a long liberator ride down main street in their latex condom suit, and feel bad for the poor useless fucker because centuries of domination will make any race of people weak.. But to be clear we should feel bad for the children, useless fuckers....

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