When the Fucking Light Turns Green... Go!!!

I spend a fair amount of time commuting, and I've decided that the true nature of people comes out when they're behind the wheel. When driving people seem to feel anonymous, which I believe, gives them the freedom to behave in a natural, instinctual way. In a round about way this is similar to the old saying that the authentic self is the person you are when others are not watching.

Based on this, a vast majority of the people that I share this planet with are fucking shitballs. Hey ass fucker, when the fucking arrow turns green it's time to take action. If you're to damn retarded to understand the basic concept of, green light go, you should immediately be set on fire, as an example to the children. This would serve as a message to others, that when you step into your vehicle you are not magically teleported from society to a land where it's all about you.... Now, if you were to occasionally see a fellow commuter dragged from their car, strung up, set on fire and then gang raped, as they deserve, well... Then perhaps I wouldn't be late to my meeting, so you can get your texting done, LOL fuckhole...

So, to all you race car drivers, tailgating, texting, makeup applying shitballs, you better hope that my plans for world domination do not succeed. Because, when I take over the world, if you're caught being a douche bag in traffic, you won't get a ticket... You'll get gang raped in the ass on the side of the road, and when you're good and loosened up, you'll get a good ass fisting... But on the bright side, no more speed limits, so please, pretty please, vote for me... 

As usual, please feel free to leave a comment, thought or suggestion and if your comment is blog worthy I'll reply in the form of a blog post. Have a blessed day!

    

    

God hates retards... Don't get all fucking weird, you know you agree!!

Ok, so this is a delicate subject... And it may come off as a bit insensitive. If you have a loved one that's retarded, or are a sensitive person in general, please consider skipping over this post for one of my more family friendly posts. Perhaps the one about the clitoris, or midget porn.. Either are heart warming enough for a delicate flower such as yourself, shit head....

I firmly believe that we as a society should not keep retarded people alive who can not fend for themselves. I'm not necessarily talking about those cute mildly retards that bag my groceries in the store. They serve a purpose, they make me laugh, the silly little fuckers... But, people that need machines to keep them alive, or people that can't wipe their own ass should be banished to the African plains. If they can fend for themselves, well, life's a cruel stinky whore.. If they're eaten by fucking hyenas, than that's gods will. This was a common practice through most of human history, and it made our race strong. Fuck, the poor drooling bastards probably wouldn't know the difference anyway, and it would be one less retard using up our finite resources. I know a woman that has a severely retarded child that needs 24 hour care and machines to keep him from dying. Yes this means that your tax dollars are paying to keep it alive, changes the argument a little huh? 30 years ago this kid wouldn't have lived more than an hour. Now, she can barely work, and can't talk about anything but what a miracle it is that he's still alive. This isn't a miracle, it's fucking torture. These people are torturing this poor thing that god long ago gave up on. Sad too, she has nice tits, what a fucking waste...

Look, I have nothing against retards. But like a chihuahua they serve no purpose and should be eradicated  They have no function in the natural world, and are a clearly an abomination. We as evolved beings should correct the errors that we see to cleanse society and our planet. We should not keep blobs of flesh alive simply because they were born to human parents, god will punish you...

As always please feel free to leave a comment, and if your comment is blog worthy I'll reply, and turn it into a post. Have a blessed day!

Why try??

I work hard for a living and don't seem to ever get anywhere... I Just found out that my health insurance is going up, as usual.. So I'll effectively work my ass off for less money.. Isn't this backward, aren't we suppose to make a little more each year??

Now, this may come off as not 100% politically correct, but lazy ass niggers and inbred trailer park trash have it right!! They're the smart ones. I work up to 70 hours a week, as I have for over a decade of my life and I do it to pay my mortgage, some bills, put a small amount away for retirement and that's about it... Just about everyone else that I know is in the same fucking boat.. But, you know who isn't?? The inner-city welfare receiving niggers that likely have a better lifestyle than us... Fuuuck this!!!!

If I could sit on the stoop all day drinking 40's, and getting high I would in a heart beat.. The only thing keeping me from slinging dope on some street corner is the possibility of going to prison. I'm pretty sure getting raped in the ass on a daily basis would hurt, both physically and my pride.. But, in time I'm sure I'd get over it.. Fuck maybe I'd turn into one of those prison queens and make some money at it... I could probably earn a pack of smokes for a good blow job.. I've never given a blow job but if it keeps the cock out of my ass I'd give it a shot.. I tend to do well at things when I focus..

Bottom line, all you middle class, educated white people (I use the term white people for the sake of drama, this applies if your brown or yellow as well, you're all equally retarded) driving around in your SUV's thinking you've accomplished something with your life are deluding yourselves. You're a fucking sheep doing what everyone else is doing and you don't even know why, I know because I'm one of you. We should all learn from the niggers, because they are the powerful, they are the free!!!

As usual, I'd love to hear your comments. And if they are blog worthy I'll be happy to respond in a blog post. Have a blessed day.


  

Why the fuck do you people walk down the middle of the street in the parking lot????

I stopped by Walmart this evening to quickly pick up some dinner. Every single person walking through the parking lot was walking in the middle of the fucking road. What the hell happened to using some common sense, and having a little courtesy. All that I was trying to do is park my damn car, but I cant drive faster than a snails pace. These fat useless slobs trying to move their disgusting bodies through the parking lot don't seem to understand that walking in the middle of the road, may be rude..

This shit just blows my mind.. Take 3 fucking steps to the side and cars can pass in a orderly manner. If however, you walk your dumb massive ass down the middle of the road, the line of cars behind you has to wait on you. I guess this is your one moment in life to assert some small amount of power before you have to go back to your shitty job, or your shitty spouse, and have your shitty balls kicked in on a minute by minute basis.. What a pathetic existence you useless slobs must live. I fucking hate you people...

I suppose I should feel bad for these pathetic losers, but I don't!! I fucking swear, to fucking god, that at some point I'm just going to run one of these useless, self absorbed 300 pound chunks of shit over. Maybe being dragged under a truck for a few miles will grind some of the stupid off. Hey, at least you'll lose a few hundred pounds and feed some birds in the process.... Think about the fucking eco-system loser.. The shitty part is that I'll go to prison even though god clearly hates these people, and likely wants them to die anyway. This is based on the fact that they've clearly not evolved to a degree that allows them to function in society. God has left them behind. And don't get up in my shit for using god and evolution in the same sentence! God created evolution, because he doesn't micromanage progress, like most of you useless losers! Bottom line is that these people are an abomination to nature and should be dragged under a truck, at the very least!

Please feel free to comment. If your comment is worthy of my blog I will crate a post of it and give you full credit. At which point you can brag to your friends, and you will most likely finally get laid... Have a blessed day!

The Clitoris - Rub That Bitch!

Guys, just a little advice, make her cum before you fuck her!! You're gonna last what, 5, maybe 10 minutes? Then you'll get tired and run out of hot chicks to fantasize about, then you start to worry about unit failure. So, you have to hurry and get it done (yes ladies, this is how it goes) and she'll have to fake it, she'll be bitchy about that... So, Before you fuck her take 5 minutes and rub that clit till she cums. If you need practice it'll take you longer than 5 minutes, but I'm here for advice to get that time down. Now, you'll have to focus, it seems to disappear and move around from time to time, but if you pay attention you can stay on target, just keep hunting. It takes patience which you may not have, but trust me if you make that bitch cum everything will be better for you. Blow jobs, home cooked dinners, less bitching the sky's the limit man..

Just something to throw in the arsenal. Sometimes I do an elaborate maneuver, where I lick the clit and slide my finger inside the pussy and rub the g-spot. The g-spot is actually very easy to find. As you're licking the clit it's the rough patch on the other side of the pelvic bone, so if you're licking the clit and your finger's inside just pull your finger back toward your tongue and there it is. It's bumpy for some reason.. I've read it's essentially the other side of the clit.. That'll get you good results, She may scream and get a little crazy. This is best done on a fresh waxed pussy.. I wouldn't go into a furry honey hole with that move.. This should get you a week of doing what ever the fuck you want.. It's a good move..

I'd love to hear comments, we're here to help each other in this fucked up world...

Women, if You Want to Keep Your Man You Better Get Kinky!

I'd still be married if my ex-wife came home from time to time in a french maid outfit, with a whip and a hooker... The bottom line ladies, very few marriages make it these days and men are pretty simple animals. We all like the idea of fucking someone other than the woman that we've been fucking for the past ten years, nothing personal.

So, if you want to keep your man it's simple. First of all, wax that beaver.. No man likes a bush, sorry, it's just the way it is. Every man likes porn, so get some! And, don't get all fucking weird about it, sit there, watch it and play with yourself like an adult!!! Suck the cock, sorry, you gotta do it. And do it right, fucking moan and play with your tits. If you don't know how to do it right, watch more porn. You'll learn good technique and some new moves. Be someone else, dress up, wear a wig, do some kinky shit. Men are wired to want variety, it's a scientific fact, we're genetically wired to spread our seed, google it.

You may think your man's different, but he's not. So get crazy, get a little cum on your face, and have fun kids. You won't go to hell... If you need more specific advice please post a comment and I will be happy to help. If you have a picture of yourself in a french maid outfit please send it my way.

Fat People Just Need to Shit More!!!

Here's my diet tip of the day. If you're a fat ass, you should shit more. It's pretty damn easy, eat more fiber dipshit! I eat like shit and drink a lot of beer, but I have an awesome body, and do you know why? Yes, I shit a lot. 6 times a day sometimes, my diet tips are as follows:

• Drink a lot of black coffee
• Drink a lot of light beer
• Eat fiber!  3 bean Chili,  bean burritos, tomato juice, beer etc...  
• Bounce up and down for at least 20 minutes a day, this means run fat ass - If you have big tits please send me a picture - I'll send you my chili recipe if they're good (unless you're a dude). I love big tits!
• Take some time for yourself and take a shit as often as possible

If you follow these tips you will shit away your extra pounds - Send me $100 if it works, this advice ain't free bitch! 

 

Fucking White People.....

I work in a middle class northern suburb of Denver Colorado. As I was leaving my office the other day, a man and woman were each riding some sort of bicycle that you lay down on, rather than the standard slightly less goofy bicycling position. They were each wearing matching yellow spandex outfits, and riding in the middle of the road holding up traffic during rush hour... And the skin color of these two fucking idiots was??

They were fucking white people, of course.. Who else is so entitled that riding some high priced, inefficient ridiculous looking toy, in a skin tight yellow jumpsuit in the middle of the road during rush hour is acceptable? Now, Buffy & Skipper clearly have no worries of police profiling, or a care in the world as to whether or not they look like creamy fuck holes. I am so grateful for racism, which has caused the darker races of the world to actually think about how their actions appear to the outside world. You would never see a brother or a bean muncher riding their intimate rider (google it) down the middle of main street at 5:00 on a Tuesday evening in a dominatrix outfit. Because of this, I would like to give a shout out to racism! If Buffy & Skipper had not been privileged and told how much better than the darkies they are their entire lives, perhaps they wouldn't be such shit balls.

So, dark folks, next time some white person calls you a nigger, wet-back, habib etc. just remember there's a good chance that cum skin's heading home for a long liberator ride down main street in their latex condom suit, and feel bad for the poor useless fucker because centuries of domination will make any race of people weak.. But to be clear we should feel bad for the children, useless fuckers....